The reason why I will never get employee of the month

I think my boss comes into work, looks over at my desks and shakes her head. Thinking to herself "What am I going to do with that girl?" As she leaves work and my desk is neat and tidy and when she comes in the next morning it is covered in zombified things, as I get quite bored sometimes.

At the moment I have a yeti on my desk, holding a flag stating "No one believes in me"

(If anyone knows how to rotate it let me know!!)

A "walking dead" turtle on my desk

A zombie kraken with the phrase "What's kraken?"

And last but not least a "friendly" zombie.

I think she will come in and I will have an arm of characters :)

Maybe when I grow up a bit more I might win